101 things that I hate...

Here are 101 things that piss me off...
(in no particular order)

1.George W. Bush
2.Dick Cheney
3.Donald Rumsfeld
4.John Ashcroft
5.Condoleeza Rice
6.Interstate wine-shipping laws
7.Spiders
8.Underripe tomatos
9.Ignorance
10.Rednecks/white-trash
11.Sheryl Crow
12.Rosie O'Donnell
13.Neo-patriotism
14.Red states
15.Group-think
16.Ironing
17.Guests on Maury or Jerry Springer
18.Road construction
19.Potholes
20.Traffic jams/bottlenecks
21.Formulaic Hollywood crapola
22.Bulgarian wine
23.Kim Jong Il
24.Hummers (the vehicles)
25.Disco
26.Florida
27.Taylor, MI
28.Country music supertard Toby Keith
29.Sandra Bullock
30.Most Richard Gere films
31.Paris Hilton
32.Kelly Osborne
33.Ryan Seacrest
34.Clay Aiken
35.Thin, wimpy wines
36.Any "light" beer (actually, Samuel Adams Light is pretty good)
37.Centipedes/millipedes
38.Canned laughter/laugh tracks
39.Right-wing cable debate shows
40.Televangelists
41.The current overly litiguous society
42.Patchouli (no one knows how much is too much)
43.Freezing rain
44.Scraping car windows
45.Humidity
46.NASCAR
47.Cheese-like substitutes
48.Bottled salad dressing (make your own!)
49.Diet soft drinks
50.Bill Bonds
51.Hal Linden
52.The American superiority complex
53.Lamb or beef cooked above medium-rare
54.Dried-out, overcooked pork
55.Bad coffee
56.Carrot Top
57.Mullets
58.Anna Nicole Smith
59.Smooth jazz
60.Kenny G
61.Slow drivers
62.Weaves
63.Fake fingernails
64.Littly yippy dogs like poodles (I don't actually hate them, but they're my least favorte kind of dog)
65.Overly tanned women
66.Budweiser/Miller/Heineken/any other shitty beer
67.Mosquitos
68.Dragon breath/halitosis
69.Work
70.Overly-abundant machismo
71.Bad sushi
72.Toupees
73.Chain restaurants
74.Bill O'Reilly
75.Sean Hannity
76.Pontiac Vibes
77.Players
78.Racism
79.Sexism
80.Girls who like assholes
81."Well" liquor (cheap booze)
82.Crunk
83.Dr. Phil
84.Danny Bonnaducci
85.Overly made-up women
86.Tighty whities
87.Ashton Kutcher
88.Violence
89.Hair metal
90.Milli Vanilli
91.Boy bands
92.Faux punks
93.Ashlee Simpson
94.Tucker Carlson
95.Catty/bitchy women
96.The taste of algae (ie. "Superfood" green health drinks) NASTY!!!
97.Papercuts
98.The Glassy Winged Sharpshooteer (insect that's devastating California vineyards)
99.Silverfish
100.Earwigs
101.George W. Bush (Again, because I hate him more than anything)

Cheers,
Jason