And the winner of the haiku contest is...

Julie

Congratulations on a job well done Julie! You should take pride in knowing that you beat out absolutely nobody. Yep! That's right! Your haiku was judged the absolute best entry out of only one. Kudos to you. Job well done! Put a gold star on your forehead at work today and walk around with pride. When people ask why you look like a mental patient just tell them that you're a winner! Don't let anyone else tell you otherwise. Here's the winning entry...

My senses tingle
Yearning for explanation
When did I eat corn?

Next time I see you I'll give you a high-five and buy you some pudding.

Cheers,
Jason