This week in celebrity crap...

Ben Affleck (the kid in Voyage of the Mimi) knocked up Jennifer Garner...
Renee Zellweger married country singer Kenny Chesney...
Paris Hilton is dating a guy named Paris...
Dave Chapelle has checked himself into a mental health facility in South Africa and the Season 3 premiere of Chapelle's Show has been put on hold...
Heidi Klum and Seal got married...
Thandie Newton is still amazingly beautiful (recently seen on ER, but check her out in an early film- Flirting)

Other than Dave Chapelle and Thandie Newton...who gives a shit?

Cheers,
Jason