Where in the world is John C? Part Funf
(The inside joke continues...)
We left off with our protagonist opening his hotel room door only to find his girlfriend and his luggage...
"Holy shit!", said John, "I can't believe you're here! How did you find me?"
"Hi John! It's great to see you. I haven't been completely honest with you. There's something I have to tell you...I used to be in a sorority (Delta Delta Delta - "Try Delta! Everyone else has."). I have connections in the Greek underworld. I heard from my friend Leonidas that you were in town...also there was TV footage of you running naked around the Acropolis. As for your luggage...the police bomb squad was called out to investigate a humming suitcase that had been abandoned on a bus. Turns out that it was just your Sponge Bob Square Pants electric toothbrush. That made the news too... I've missed you...".
Kiss...kiss..."Why do you have Spotted Dick on your breath?"...kiss...hug...hug...kiss...pat...kiss...rub...rub...rub,...rub...kiss... lick...grope...grope...perry...thrust...rip...tear...
Censored...
...End
John and his girlfriend fell asleep spooning and he woke up hours later. It was about midnight. They decided to take a walk around Athens and maybe get in a little dancing at a local club. They stopped at four discos but John refused to go in as they were all playing Euro-trash dance music. A doorman at the fourth club recommended a club called Telly's Bang Bang Club. There was a Greek version of the Postal Service opening for a Greek Suddenly Tammy! cover-band. This was John's style. He and his girlfriend danced the night away while eating plates of spanokapita and pounding bottles Athenian Lager. They staggered out of the club at around 3:00AM and made their way, holding hands, to the Mediterranean. They were holding hands walking down the beach when three stupid guys named Tau, Kappa, and Epsilon and jumped out of nowhere and snatched John's girlfriend while acting obnoxiously. They sprayed beer into John's face, temporarily blinding him as they disappeared into the night and stole her away to their secret lair. John went to the one person in Athens he could trust for help...Gustavo. Gustavo knew of Tau, Kappa, and Epsilon. They were the biggest assholes in all of the Greek underworld, although three dress-wearing guys named Delta, Sigma, and Phi were pretty big competition. John knew that he could trust Gustavo, be he wasn't sure about his daughters Delta, Phi, and Epsilon. They were rumored to have underworld ties. John agreed to introduce Gustavo to the infamous Diamond D if he would help him get his lover back. They would have to devise a plan to break into the Fratus Housicus...a task they may require the help of the Greek gods. They would start planning early the next morning...
Tune in tomorrow for the continuation...
Cheers,
Jason
We left off with our protagonist opening his hotel room door only to find his girlfriend and his luggage...
"Holy shit!", said John, "I can't believe you're here! How did you find me?"
"Hi John! It's great to see you. I haven't been completely honest with you. There's something I have to tell you...I used to be in a sorority (Delta Delta Delta - "Try Delta! Everyone else has."). I have connections in the Greek underworld. I heard from my friend Leonidas that you were in town...also there was TV footage of you running naked around the Acropolis. As for your luggage...the police bomb squad was called out to investigate a humming suitcase that had been abandoned on a bus. Turns out that it was just your Sponge Bob Square Pants electric toothbrush. That made the news too... I've missed you...".
Kiss...kiss..."Why do you have Spotted Dick on your breath?"...kiss...hug...hug...kiss...pat...kiss...rub...rub...rub,...rub...kiss... lick...grope...grope...perry...thrust...rip...tear...
Censored...
...End
John and his girlfriend fell asleep spooning and he woke up hours later. It was about midnight. They decided to take a walk around Athens and maybe get in a little dancing at a local club. They stopped at four discos but John refused to go in as they were all playing Euro-trash dance music. A doorman at the fourth club recommended a club called Telly's Bang Bang Club. There was a Greek version of the Postal Service opening for a Greek Suddenly Tammy! cover-band. This was John's style. He and his girlfriend danced the night away while eating plates of spanokapita and pounding bottles Athenian Lager. They staggered out of the club at around 3:00AM and made their way, holding hands, to the Mediterranean. They were holding hands walking down the beach when three stupid guys named Tau, Kappa, and Epsilon and jumped out of nowhere and snatched John's girlfriend while acting obnoxiously. They sprayed beer into John's face, temporarily blinding him as they disappeared into the night and stole her away to their secret lair. John went to the one person in Athens he could trust for help...Gustavo. Gustavo knew of Tau, Kappa, and Epsilon. They were the biggest assholes in all of the Greek underworld, although three dress-wearing guys named Delta, Sigma, and Phi were pretty big competition. John knew that he could trust Gustavo, be he wasn't sure about his daughters Delta, Phi, and Epsilon. They were rumored to have underworld ties. John agreed to introduce Gustavo to the infamous Diamond D if he would help him get his lover back. They would have to devise a plan to break into the Fratus Housicus...a task they may require the help of the Greek gods. They would start planning early the next morning...
Tune in tomorrow for the continuation...
Cheers,
Jason
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