Don't come 'round here...this weekend

Stay away from Dearborn this weekend unless you absolutely adore Thomas Kinkade-ian paintings, vomit-inducing pastel prints, and craptastic folk-art. Dearborn is hosting "Art on the Avenue" this weekend. So, unless you suffer from "diarrhea of the brain", stay the f' away from West Dearborn this weekend. I guarantee that you will not find any Warhol, Niagara, Schnabel, Basquiat, Yoko Ono, or Tyree Guyton, but I'm sure you'll be able to find that oh-so-cute print of "Puppy Love" or that "Froggy Went a Courtin'" paperweight that you've been looking for...

Cheers,
Jason