Monday, December 19, 2005

Stupid retail question of the day...

"Do you sell any wines that you can only get in Chicago?"

"No."

"Okay...how about wines made in Chicago?"

"No."

1 Comments:

Blogger JulieU. said...

Wines made in Chicago?
Oh, I know...
Tell them to go to the Cook County Jail, go to cell block 1B and look for the bag of fermenting apple juice near any heating duct. As far as I know that's the only wine native to the region.

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