The return of Johnny Skidmarks...
There's this guy...
he's a real loser. He's a bigger loser than Susan Lucci in the Daytime Emmys. He's a bigger loser than Ashlee Simpson. NASCAR is too highbrow for this guy. He's almost as big a loser as Dubya. He has all the couth of a flatulent dog. Somebody peed in the gene pool. He's a dingleberry on the ass of life. I think you get the idea.
He was in the store yesterday. He hasn't been in the store in a long time. He and his wife are about as bottom-of-the-barrel white trash as you can get, yet they like to attend all of the wine events around town and embarrass themselves. That's their prerogative I guess. He's an asshole. He doesn't know what he's talking about when it comes to wine. He always drives everybody crazy and never buys anything when he's in the store. He wears bad polyester to formal events.
Some of us have come up with the nickname of "Johnny Skidmarks" for him. You can do the math and figure out why. It's just an assumption of ours, but we're pretty sure we're right. His grandkids were in here with him a few years ago with three-day-old Kool-Aid mustaches. They were running up and down the aisles screaming and causing general havoc. A real hoot. This isn't going anywhere really, but seeing him again yesterday made me throw up a little bit in my mouth...
Another dead-on opinion column from Jack Lessenberry here about some asshole hot-to-trot Harvard Economics prof that thinks Detroit is going to the shitter and that we should do nothing to stop it.
If the proof is in the pudding is the theory in the Jello?
Right now (at this very moment of posting) all 3 active Detroit pro sports teams #1. No pressure on the Tigers or anything...
Lost is getting further and further out there, but I guess they've got to spread it out as long the ratings are good.
This could potentially be the springiest Spring in Michigan in years. It almost feels like Spring. I'm sure we'll get another snow in May and then a 75 degree day after that yet...
Three types of Dagoba brand organic chocolate have been recalled for having fatal amounts of lead in them. I guess as long as they're using organic lead...
ITMFA!
Cheers,
Jason
he's a real loser. He's a bigger loser than Susan Lucci in the Daytime Emmys. He's a bigger loser than Ashlee Simpson. NASCAR is too highbrow for this guy. He's almost as big a loser as Dubya. He has all the couth of a flatulent dog. Somebody peed in the gene pool. He's a dingleberry on the ass of life. I think you get the idea.
He was in the store yesterday. He hasn't been in the store in a long time. He and his wife are about as bottom-of-the-barrel white trash as you can get, yet they like to attend all of the wine events around town and embarrass themselves. That's their prerogative I guess. He's an asshole. He doesn't know what he's talking about when it comes to wine. He always drives everybody crazy and never buys anything when he's in the store. He wears bad polyester to formal events.
Some of us have come up with the nickname of "Johnny Skidmarks" for him. You can do the math and figure out why. It's just an assumption of ours, but we're pretty sure we're right. His grandkids were in here with him a few years ago with three-day-old Kool-Aid mustaches. They were running up and down the aisles screaming and causing general havoc. A real hoot. This isn't going anywhere really, but seeing him again yesterday made me throw up a little bit in my mouth...
Another dead-on opinion column from Jack Lessenberry here about some asshole hot-to-trot Harvard Economics prof that thinks Detroit is going to the shitter and that we should do nothing to stop it.
If the proof is in the pudding is the theory in the Jello?
Right now (at this very moment of posting) all 3 active Detroit pro sports teams #1. No pressure on the Tigers or anything...
Lost is getting further and further out there, but I guess they've got to spread it out as long the ratings are good.
This could potentially be the springiest Spring in Michigan in years. It almost feels like Spring. I'm sure we'll get another snow in May and then a 75 degree day after that yet...
Three types of Dagoba brand organic chocolate have been recalled for having fatal amounts of lead in them. I guess as long as they're using organic lead...
ITMFA!
Cheers,
Jason
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