Where are they now? A look at celebrity disintegration...

I was just wondering what happened to a few celebrities. Whatever happened to...

El DeBarge
Gil Gerard
The guy that played the dad in Silver Spoons.
The hosts of Real People.
Erin Gray (which ties to both Gil Gerard and Silver Spoons)
Pam Dawber (Is she still married to Mark Harmon?)
The other kid in Silver Spoons (not Ricky, Alfonso, or Jason Bateman).
The entire cast of The Love Boat.
The hosts of That's Incredible!
Howard Hessman (I love ya Howard...where are ya?)
The guy from Mr. Belvedere.
The cast of Night Court (other than John Larroquette).
Color Me Badd (not that I care)
Philip Michael Thomas (Miami Vice)
Kristy McNichol
Jackie Earle Haley (Bad News Bears)
A-Ha
The entire cast of Head of the Class (other than Howard Hessman and Billy Connolly)
Gabe Kaplan (I think he's involved with Pro-Poker)
Max Gail (Barney Miller)
Peter Billingsly
Eileen Brennan
The women from Bosom Buddies.
Bud Cort (I know that he was in the last Wes Anderson film, but where was he for the last 30 or so years?)
The guy that played the mechanic in CHIPS.
Adrian Zmed
Heather Thomas
Lee Majors
Lindsay Wagner
John Colicos
The guys that played TC and Rick on Magnum PI.
Dom Deluise
?

And why can't people like Ashlee Simpson, Paris Hilton, and Ryan Seacrest fade into obscurity already? They are all dingleberries on the ass of life and need to be wiped away.

Cheers,
Jason